In Airplane Mode | 100% Organic Cotton Funny Neurodivergent T-Shirt Size:4X-Large and politely refusing further input

and politely refusing further input

Running on fumes

This shirt provides one anyway: a wall of cotton silence in red and white

Save everyone the awkwardness by wearing this organic cotton T-Shirt

Ideal for office culture dropouts and survivors of reply-all trauma

In Airplane Mode | 100% Organic Cotton Funny Neurodivergent T-Shirt Size:4X-Large and politely refusing further inputCompatible with social batteries running on 1%. This T Shirt signals to the general public that while you are physically present, your operating system has disconnected from the server to preserve energy. Excellent for avoiding small talk in the biscuit aisle or pretending you didn't hear your name being called. Provides +10 to Solitude. 100% organic ringspun combed cotton